By now, everyone (and I mean everyone) in internetwebland is aware of the fake hostage photos (aka GI Joe Gate). I laughed so hard the first time I saw the 'captive' photo, tears came out of my eyes.
Out of all the photo-shop fun people have been having, this 'diary of an action figure' is the absolute best. Ok, it's not photoshop, exactly. It's words. Hilarious words:
"I only know my men by their code names, but even in that short space of time we shared a bond that only six-inch plastic combatants can truly understand. They were my family, my brothers in petroleum-based products. One night we all melted the tips of our fingers and became plastic brothers."