EMBARRASSED RED FACED SHAMEFUL CONFESSION BY YOUR CORRESPONDENT

Umm, I have a confession to make. I made a mistake in my previous post. Huge freudian blog slip. Wrote I went to an Ivy League school for fellowship. Except, I meant one of the west coast 'Ivy League' schools. Like, um, the Stanford, Caltech type of school (secretive, aren't I?). Which I know is not. Ivy League. Cr*p. Why do you suppose I did that? Did I secretly want to do my fellowship on the East Coast? Am I an overeducated moron? Whatever. I'm human. I erred. I made a mistake. I'm sorry.

(If you could see me now you would see a red face and a hand up against my forehead making the L sign with my finger and thumb, Loser).

Anyway, it's not my fault. I blame the oppressive male patriarchy and possibly, Halliburton.