YOU ARE NOT AS HOT AND SEXY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

Let me say a few words to those of you (and you know who you are) who make plans with moi and then don't bother to call while I sit around, irritated as hell, because I could have made other plans that would be more fun, more interesting and with people that are infinitely more nice, sexy and smart.

1. If you say you plan to do something with me and can't make it, e-mail or call or at least send out telepathic messages indicating that you tried your best to make it and could not due to the fact that you are trapped under a piece of furniture in a freak furniture accident and are even now withering away with hurt and worry that your freak accident has denied you the pleasure of my company.
2. You are not as hot as you think you are.
3. If I call you for dinner or a movie it is because I don't have plans. It is not part of some elaborate scheme to trap you into any type of relationship, I assure you. Because.
4. You are not as hot as you think you are.
5. I frequently call other people for dinner or a movie because that is what normal people do. I am not trying to trap them into any type of relationship either. Because.
6. You are not as hot as you think you are.
7. It was too late to make other plans and the girls were out of town so I had to spend the evening re-reading Bridget Jones' Diary and doing my nails like some second rate character out of, er, Bridget Jones' Diary.
8. And finally. To review:
9. I wish I had made plans with anyone else (and that includes the guy who showed up for our date directly from an eight-minute dating session), I was irritated to have my weekend fun ruined as I am working around the clock these days and have only limited leisure time and........you are not as hot as you think you are.

As I am a kind and loving, almost godly type person, I wish you health, happiness and the skill of common courtesy.

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[Betsy Devine]

Whoever he is, he totally missed out. BTW, I happen to think the "world's only blogging anesthesiologist" http://bookofjoe.typepad.com/bookofjoe/ is darn cute, and he's lamenting not having anyone to bodysurf with...