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January 26, 2004

HOW DO YOU SPELL MORON?

Got to the gym early on Saturday, so went to the power dance class instead of yoga. Can you say jazz hands? Couldn't follow the routine, so I just ended up making little silly happy dances up kinda like the routine all by myself in the back of the class. I turn, I pirouette, I twirl and jump. I do a mini-charleston and cha cha cha. Dadadadeedeedee. Stop. Facing windows of studio that open toward the rest of gym. The next class is staring at me. And. Not. In. Awe. Of my awesomely fabulous dancing. Sigh. I am such a moron.

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I bet they were jealous that they didn't think of that first. What, make up your own dance?

Jealous? Yes, yes, that's right. They were totally jealous.

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